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I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

  • parents:

    "schools easy"

  • me:

    "can you help me on this homework problem"

  • parents:

    "idk that shit its hard lmao"

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

gaybabyjail:

do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

journeyintohiddleston:

leftforbed:

pineappledean:

though-hell-should-bar-the-way:

Sassy Cas. 

Castiel does not have time for your human shit.

peasants

fan fiction writers: take note. his wings aren’t hidden. humans just can’t perceive them.

stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

sunroofs:

lilybear23:

sunroofs:

here’s a dancing taco:
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Why is the taco upside down, everything will fall out…

here’s a dancing taco:
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