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oknope:

i think my iPhone is broken.

i pressed the home button, but i’m still at school

traphouseofathousandounces:

gotemcoach:

Yo, that’s some bullsh**, man.  Be cool, toy makers.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

traphouseofathousandounces:

gotemcoach:

Yo, that’s some bullsh**, man.  Be cool, toy makers.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shelbysbutt:

gabydunn:

#kingbaby

omg

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

ellevlove:

kodakthagreat:

thahalfrican:

trellodelagetto:

SZA.

fuck

TDE goddess

god she’s beautiful 

ellevlove:

kodakthagreat:

thahalfrican:

trellodelagetto:

SZA.

fuck

TDE goddess

god she’s beautiful 

thalovebelow:

tavernblues:

The last paragraph 💕

*Crying*

i hate getting close to people because then they realize i’m a piece of shit

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

grumpysalmon:

*gets hit by a car* good

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

brushitofff:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

black-bastard:

Alright well I’m done

black-bastard:

Alright well I’m done