I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions
"can you help me on this homework problem"
"idk that shit its hard lmao"
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”
nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged